Good morning, Mr. Kwok
Morning
Hi everyone, it is time for weather forecast again
I am the weather forecast reporter, Kwok Ching
Today is really a sunny day
You can tell by the clothes I am wearing
The sky is very clear, as we can all see.
I don't think we really need to report.
However, as usual,
we still have to invite our Senior Scientific Officer
to talk about the weather forecast today
Let me now hand you over to Officer Ch...
Thank you, Kwok Ching
We just received the latest news
that there is a tropical cyclone, Lo Fan, which is approaching us
It is approaching in a fast spend with no fixed direction
We may therefore hoist typhoon signal number 8 later today
Officer Chu, I think there is something wrong with your forecast
There can't possibly be a typhoon in a nice weather like this
Ching, haven't you ever heard of...
Cloudless sky, varies with time?
There really is a typhoon coming, beware everyone
Everyone, if the Hong Kong Observatory says so
then please take precautions
Please stay tuned to our latest weather report
Thank you
Cut!
OK!
Thank you
Ching...
Don't... there are so many people around
Have you bought any canned food at home?
You know, it's been so long since your wife had passed away,
your kids don't know how to take care of you,
and you also don't know how to look after yourself.
For the afternoon weather report, can you not shoot it outdoors?
Don't be so nervous
I don't believe the typhoon signal number 8 will be hoisted in this kind of weather today
The weather is really unpredictable
"Crazy wind"
"Strong wind"
"just like a crazy dragon"
You kid, why are you still singing?
Your father is going to be blown to the sea
Be quick
Papa, you are so cool
Cool... cool your ass
It would be even cooler if the diver retrieves my corpse later on
Ask the live studio if they're ready. Cue me when it's ready
Strong wind with heavy rain...
I hope this typhoon won't be hoisted until tomorrow
It's fine, there is one more box left
Boss“.
My brother is not around. Let's take a rest
Master said that you should not touch the electrical appliances
I am also a member of Kwok's family and I am also your senior
But it seems to me that you feel nothing to Kwok's family
You are Kwok's family's target of assistance
You have no contribution
Moreover electrical appliances explode whenever you touch them
Do you still remember the video recorder?
The video recorder!
Do you still remember...
What did you promise on the wedding day?
I always speak without thinking
How can I remember that much?
You told me
love is patient. Love never gives up
On the 10th August 2010, 11 p.m.
You told me that we share everything
If you want me to agree on our divorce
You have to stick to what you promised
and share half of your family possessions to me
Are you insane
I can share half of my athletic foot to you
I am going to sue you. I am accusing you of fraud
You are fake from head to toe!
Fake eye lashes
Use the foundation to cover up your fibrous roots
Your breasts are also fake
It is rough. Have you seen that?
You've been caressing them for two years and you are complaining now?
You two better be careful
Don't let people try too much before you reach the target sales
Rolls, Royce
' Yes! ' Yes!
You two guard the back door today
Don't let anyone steal or jump the queue!
' Yes! ' Yes!
Go!
Ladies, let me solemnly introduce to you
the new product of the beauty industry, come on
The angelica mask
Little lovers can put it on together
It does not only improve your skin
It could also improve the relationship between couples
Live studio
Kwok asks if it's time to cue
Boss, Kwok asks if we could cue him
He needs the cue...
He is worried that he can't catch up the cue
Just pan away... if so
Good, let us hear the report from our colleague,
Kwok about the weather in Typhoon Shelter in Causeway bay
The video recorder!
Kwok, how is the weather?
Thanks, Siu Fa
This "Lo Fan"...
is a rare and strong typhoon
It is now located 100km outside south-east of Hong Kong
The centre wind speed is building up quickly
It has now increased to 150 km per hour
We can feel its power even on the seashore
Moreover...
Little girl, go away. It's too windy here
Let me tell you
It is for real!
This is called upgrade, top up
You have to pay more money!
You! Bitch!
Cut! Cut! Cut...
- You bitch! - Light on
She dares to talk to me like that
Mr. Nip
If you negotiate the divorce like this
You may lose half of your family possessions to your wife
How many times do I need to remind you
If you are not controlling your temper
The judge will definitely sympathize your wife
I don't care!
What is going on today? Why is there only soup?
The fish ball stinks. No
Try this
Mister, this one has chives, it's very nice
I don't have time to try
You take your time to fry. I don't know how long you need to take
Mister
May I ask what's inside this bag?
Tasting samples
You cannot take tasting samples away
What do you mean?
Your soup hasn't opened and the dumplings are not yet fried
Do you want me to wait? How can I try?
Mister, it is violating our regulation
Do you know who I am?
I am the middle-aged gourmet god
I have a blog and I have published books
I have phone apps
and I am a DJ, too
Just one word from me and you have to shut your stall
Or do you want our PR department...
to arrange an interview with you?
Interview the two dumplings? For free?
Kwok Ching-ching
Go back to your three-meter springboard and dive to the sea
Interview?
You have serious mania as well as disposition of violence
If the counterpart have evidence on you not being able to control yourself in the public
or evidence on your violence behavior
You will definitely lose this lawsuit
That's why I want you to help me with that.
Just go
Or the wind will blow you away
Go
This...
- Help... - Father!
Help...
Keep it up, keep it up...
You can win the award
- Help... - One more...
I think you are over-reacting
Master had fallen to the sea
If he knows I have no response, he would kill me
If you haven't record it down, it would be even worse
Recorded
You are holding the video tape
Don't worry. I've recorded for you
Thank you. Thank you
Once you lose control
You have to think of something to sidetrack yourself
and calm yourself down
ls there anything from your childhood that makes your particularly happy?
Cartoon
Cartoon...
When watching Doraemon
Doraemon...
- "Everyone's wish could be fulfilled..." - OK
Next time when you are out of control, sing the Doraemon theme song
OK?
Hi ladies
She is my girlfriend, Kwok Ching-ching
She is also the one with the most unstable period
and is the most emotional lady manager
However after she used this angelica mask
Look, she looks sharp and her skin is smooth
Your manager is your girlfriend
So she is your senior in day time and night time, too?
Do you think salesman is a nice job?
All of them don't believe that we are dating
Have you thought about our future?
What future?
That means no
Future?
Do you want to marry me?
Nothing
What do you mean by nothing? There is something
You are so masculine. I didn't expect you'll mention marriage to me
You have to deliver a baby if we get married
and it is so painful, baby
I can give it to you. But you have to allow me to open the fridge as I like for a month
That's impossible
- Half month - No way!
One week!
I'll tell master that you're blackmailing me
You do have the guts, huh
Give it to me
What are you doing?
I've already posted this clip to facebook
What do you mean?
That means... all the bad things you said about your master will be told to the world
What are you watching so happily?
Papa?
Lok Yi-Ah!
Coming
Papa?!
There would really be people having hot pot in the hospital?
Yes...
One woman deliver the baby but tens of her relatives are visiting her
After registering, they would put down their luggage and go shopping
Then shower and live here
It is cheaper than staying in a hotel
Doesn't the hospital control it?
They've tightened the rule. They do not allow barbeque starting from yesterday
Bar...
Barbeque the food?
We are not sure if he needs to stay in the hospital.
Why do you bring so many things here?
It's better than missing something
It's such good timing for father to get admitted to the hospital today
Today is the second day of the month, which means big sale
You may return the goods if you are not satisfied. It doesn't cost.
It's here. It's here
Why are the three of you standing here?
Too afraid to go inside?
How severe?
The nurse had been going in and out
I just had a peep
He looks even better than me
He is being difficult again
We have no choice. Your family seldom gathers together
Just let him
So go in and check on him, make him happy
If he is fine then check out for him
Papa
- Brother - Papa
Master
How are you?
I just... threw up, had diarrhea
and felt dizzy when I went to the toilet
But I'm fine now after crawling back up here
No
You were so actively walking around just then
Around the shit! Are you dreaming?
I saw you sleeping just now
Brother, you have so many tubes inserted on you
Don't touch that electrical appliance!
If you burn the hospital and lead to casualty, I'll be responsible again
You look so uncomfortable. Let's transfer to a private hospital
That's why I always said you are the nicest.
Anyway, as we are in the hospital now
let's check if his gear is working properly
If it doesn't work, you could still find another one
Papa, don't say something silly
What does it have to do with you?
Have you got a date yet?
I told you to get breast implants to attract men...
I did
You did what?
Honestly, I am not quite sure if you are a boy or a girl
No, I have been dating
I know she has
Frankly, I can't tell if the other one is a boy or a girl
You can tell nothing. You can only differentiate moon cakes
You only know Kee Wah moon cake
Brother, did you take someone's thing to play?
Return it, he is dying
Dying? So...
Return it to him
Pulse: 100
SAO2: 70
BMW... W... AB...
Check if he has internal bleeding
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up...
Beat! Beat! Beat! Beat...
The heartbeat of the patient resumed!
You guys are really ardent
Ah yes, you just said someone would like to have a body check?
This person
Let's do a gastroscopy first
Do you want to go from the front or from the back?
If it goes from the front, it will be... harder
It will be easier if it goes from the back
Ok! It is fine, doctor. I'm fine
I'm ready to discharge from the hospital
My god, honey
I've forgotten to put the dried mushrooms and dried shrimps on the water
Master needs to have vegetarian. I am going back first
Forget it
I've forgotten I am boiling some soup
You may just call Uncle San
I've forgotten something on the car
Come back!
Honey, can I come back for you later?
Because“.
I don't know how to talk to your schoolmates
I can't do anything here
You did not come last time. Do you know what people said behind me?
What did they say?
They said I've divorced and have no sex life
They just like gossiping
Did they?
Thank you
Mei-mei
So many people are here tonight
Haven't seen you for a long time
It's been a year, right?
Yes...
- You are still having fair and smooth skin - Not at all
I like your short hair. Very nice
Is it? I just had my hair cut for a month
Who is it?
So beautiful
We haven't met for a long time. This is my boyfriend
Cinderella?
Just like laminated. She hasn't changed a bit
Stays young
Who is Mr. Wing?
He is a wealthy bachelor
and he has a lot of girlfriends
What's up, Mei-mei
Your skin is so nice
What do you eat?
You really know how to maintain your beauty
It's fine
Mei-mei. It's been a long time
I really can't recognize you from a distance
You look different
I can hardly recognize you too, Cinderella
You've made it so fake
Please call me by my English name
Ok, Cinderella
Let me introduce my new boyfriend to you
Mr. Wing
I can always see you in the Finance section
Nice to meet you, Mr. Wing
How do you do
Are you the lawyer Kwok Mei-mei?
Cinderella keeps mentioning about you everyday
Won't be anything good
I heard that you got married, too
Where is your husband?
Hubby
Hubby!
Honey
What's up...
It's him?
I know his Chinese astrology must be pig
Mine is Dragon
Where did I meet you before...
Hong Kong Club?
Golf Club?
Jockey Club?
I don't go clubbing
Or the Central market? I can't think of anywhere else
Student of King's Colleague! KCC
You've spelt it wrong. Should be HYKLKF
What school is it?
Heung Yee Kuk Wide Urethra Memorial Secondary School
The banquet should be starting now.
Don't insult my alma mater
Honey, you're not happy?
You better keep your words short. You keep making mistakes
Just tell them your Chinese astrology is Dragon if anyone asks
Are you hungry?
Get something to eat
The fundraising auction is going to start soon
The fund we raise tonight
will all be donated to Stray Boar Rescue Association
Our association will pay all our effort to rescue boars
Lots of sushi
And my wife's favourite sushi roll
Pick one
Please make one for me
Would you like me to make you another sushi? (Japanese)
One more
A big one
Okay. I'll make it for you now (Japanese)
Tonight, let's have a male version of famous courtesan
Whoever place the highest bid
can pick a macho man among us
and order him to do one thing
It's really a big one
This ltacho is really long
I shall bring it to honey first
This famous courtesan is really something
We've paid a lot of effort to have him here
Let me introduce, Mr. Wing!
May all interested gentlemen
stand up or wave your hands
Is this gentleman interested?
My Chinese astrology is Dragon
Come up
Good. You may start the auction now
It is not necessary
In order to help the stray boars in the mountain region
I would like to donate one million directly
Wow, one million!
Mr. Wing is so generous
Thank you, Mr. Wing. Thank you
Let us applaud for Mr. Wing!
I also donate one hundred for Black pork
Please put it back first
We will have volunteers to go and collect your donation later on
Please stand in the middle first. Thank you
Best things always wait till the last
The last famous courtesan is here finally
Please place your bid
I don't want it even if it's for free
As I feel sympathy for you, I will help you
Fifty dollars
Ten thousand and fifty
Mei-mei is obviously helping her husband
So sweet
Twenty thousand and fifty
Fifty thousand and fifty
- One hundred thousand and fifty! - One hundred thousand and fifty!
Two hundred thousand and fifty
- Two hundred thousand and fifty! - Five hundred thousand and fifty
Five hundred thousand and fifty!
Five hundred thousand and fifty, going once
Going twice
Sold!
May I ask Miss Law
What do you want Mr. Yao to do?
How about this, Mr. Yao
Just tell me ten of your wife's flaws
Ck?
Mr. Yao, Are you ready?
You have to tell the truth since it is for charity
I will have death sentence if I tell my wife's flaws
No, no...
It's fine. For charity
Feel free
Really?
You wife had told you so. It's for charity, right?
Over to you
There is... nothing much to say
For example... She snores. Very loud...
But she would never admit it
Her nickname is hair, she is really haired
She has all things even more than the common person,
She likes to fart under the blanket... it stinks
There're specified car parks...
for the disabilities in the parking lot.
Is he kidding?
She picks her nose and wipes her hand beneath the table
The most embarrassing thing is tell me to exchange the bags in Milan Station
She snatched the bath-robe when she's living in hotel,
and there're 2 life jackets from the plan at home.
Just these, nothing else, not to bad.
No, one missing
You have to do it for charity
Or I won't donate the money
We have to do everything for charity, right?
Of course
So I am gonna say it
The last one is...
We don't have our own kid but she only blames on me
But honey do you know, when I get on the bed...
You put on the mask and the earplugs
You wear braces as well as hand gloves and socks
How... how can I have it with you?
Honey!
Honey, you call me to speak out.
You say so because I told you to
but why don't you think it yourself
You tell everyone my flaws, you're dead
You said it's for charity
You said you can do anything for charity
That's why I said so
So I am now donating five hundred to the Community Chest
and ask you to jump from a building. Are you going to jump?
Jump, you idiot!
If I jump from the building, who is going to serve you?
You've already punished me to do one-hour aerobic
May I stop now
Stop, stop, stop, stop your ass
Change your move!
Actually what I said were all the truth
But they are fine
I said you shave your hair which is very elegant
You exchange bags in Milan Station is frugal
And you farting under the blanket is appealing, honey
Still trying to make excuses?
I love you and I love your flaws more
Among them all, actually what I like most...
is that when you go to the toilet...
without shutting the door...
The smell could open up my nasal passage
How about the no kid bit?
That's it, no I mean...
that... is my problem
You know me. I can't as I am always very tired
No, no...
Honey, I am ok today
Ok your ass
You have to dance all the tapes in that box
Are you kidding? I have to dance until tomorrow morning, then.
Outrageous
Weather report ends up on a poster?
Was that you?
I won't waste the paper and ink
I have something to talk to you about
Roberto had bought the TV station, you know it, right?
Of course
Otherwise how could the little girl be the main broadcaster
She read more than 20 words wrong on her first take
and failed to speak fluently for 30 times
Have you prepared your letter then?
What letter?
You can't be the main broadcaster and this scandal happened
Do you want to stay here and not quit?
So have you prepared your letter?
I just soaked a bit but the hit rate on the website is blooming
You should write a letter to your boss
and head hunt me, the pillar of weather forecast department
to save your news department
It's been 40 years and you still cast your eyes on the main broadcaster position
You think about it. We studied and join this industry together
That time I was the princess of news and you are the prince of weather forecast
What about now?
I have been promoted to this position
but you are still broadcasting
and you are doing the monkey act
That's enough, bitch!
If I didn't immigrate overseas 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been promoted
Since this incident happened
Oh, someone may need to...
stand down
You are obviously forcing me
Excuse me.
You just want someone to be the scapegoat
I am quitting now
Kid, this is the private matter between me and your father for several decades
Don't intervene, ok?
It was me that didn't remind the live studio
It was actually all my fault
Both of us did nothing wrong. Don't ever give in
No, papa. I am taking this responsibility for sure
I can't stand this company for a long time anyway
Just go
This TV station had been nurturing
a lot of elites for the television industry for several decades
I think I am doing a smart thing on buying it
It is good for you, too. You are new anyway
However in certain extent, the entertainment industry is relatively complicated
Sol hired four guards from Ukraine
especially for your security
Very good!
This is Miss Vivian
You four have to protect her and stay close to her
Do you understand?
What are you looking at?
Thank you
"This trap, this trap, this trap"
me!!!
Wake up!
How come you look like this after remove your makeup
Are you kidding?
More than ten thousand of frogs are crossing the road
On top of several thousands of pigeon falling from the sky previously
Is it really the signs of the end of the world?
They're insane. Someone had dropped the frogs and they said it's the sign of end of the world
Hi ladies, Lok Lok has something nice to introduce to you today
What's that?
It is the boss pot
Use the boss pot, your kids could definitely go to university
Good!
You can fry, stir fry, deep fry, cook, stew and bake
Cooking becomes an easy job
Don't hinder me from doing business
What's up? I am promoting the boss pot
You are really in trouble. Come with me
Why are you walking so fast, it hurts
What's up...
What's up?
I have a baby
Just tell me. There is no one here
Fuck! I have a baby
Are you serious?!
Hey you, do you want to escape from it?
Hey!
It's going to fall, give me a hand.
Baby
I don't know if marriage is the end of a relationship
However I really want to be with you
Trust me, I will make you happy
Would you marry me
Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her...
If you like kissing so much...
- Ok! - Come on
You are marrying him anyway, just let me kiss
Go away, bitch!
I don't care. I want to marry in a modern and fashionable way
You are getting married?!
What... can't I?
Honesty, do you want to borrow money?
Tell me how much you owe
Don't ever think to cheat the dowry with this crappy idea
No, papa
Look, I even have the ring
Is it beautiful?
This kind of ring?
Just tell him to go away
He is very nice and considerate
What kind of business is he doing?
He is a sales officer in my company
What is... sales officer
That's the... come here and take a look...
Take a look even you're not gonna buy, smell it even you're not gonna look
We are on sale today. This towel is a complimentary gift
That means he could only earn a little
- Where is he living? - The southern district
Near Bel-air
Wah Fu Estate is locating in southern district
It's not necessary to know everything about a hero
The old public estate. That means he is the second generation of the poor
What kind of car does he drive?
Does he drive?
He doesn't drive. He has a driver
It's worth several million dollars
There is one every five minutes on weekday
Every fifteen minutes during weekends
It is very frequent
Chow Yun Fat... also takes the bus
It is environmentally friendly
That's how he was before
Ask his wife what he was driving when he got married
Brother, you should think it in a positive way
As long as someone likes to marry her
This guy definitely has no way to go and pick what he could get
It's time to get married
- Or she would never get another chance - Uncle San!
Go get the fish ball from the kitchen for me
- Would you? - Why not?
Papa
Actually he has talent
He has been the top sales for the past ten months
No matter what, I...
I told you not to touch the electrical appliances!
There is no fish ball in the fridge
Mister, is there something that you've forgotten to pay?
Shithead
Shithead. And you are wearing a dress?
I steal?
- What evidence do you have? - You haven't stolen?
What is it?
Everyone said I look like Daniel Wu
there
Shit, all are women
This series of "On the First Edge"
is definitely the combination of technology and art
It is easy to use
Buy it home. If your husband has an affair
You may chop him into dices or thin slices
This is a set of ten. You'll have an extra gift if you buy it today.
What gift?
The one women like, cucumber!
You are so naughty
Why, you don't like cucumber...
Nonsense!
- Excuse me... - What's up, uncle?
I'll kill you if you call me uncle again!
What is so great about this "On the First Edge"?
Weightless anti-climax scouring pad?
Can't believe you could think of this
You are concocting various pretexts
You may deceive the women
Me? Forget it
What are you saying? All my kitchenware, houseware...
were bought from Lok Lok
They are easy to use
And the rice and cuisines are also nice
What is so different about this knife?
It is just a normal knife selling in a higher price
Uncle!
"On the First Edge" is the male knife
It's length is 1.2 foot
It was casted by cold iron. It can cut iron easily
It had killed 4100 matured chicken and duck
Nice
Let me show you!
Nail clippers?
It's the female weapon in beauty industry
Two inches long. Made by black iron from western region
It can cut your hair in no time
It also has an advantage that it is small
You may put it in your shirt or hide it in your private part
Even if the police finds it, there's nothing they can do
It's great!
I open the durian!
I cut the watermelon!
So great!
Don't shoot, don't shoot...
- Don't shoot... don't shoot! - What's up?
- He is here to make trouble - Papa!
Papa?
- Future father-in-law? - What?
L'['S you?
Give it up. We have no relationship whatsoever.
Not now, not ever.
You think I want to have a relationship with you?
Why didn't you tell me that your father is so insane?
You're saying I'm insane?
Your friend sells his things as if he's a gigolo
Why don't you give them vibrating cucumbers instead?
Gigolo? Which part of me...
Which part of me looks like a gigolo?
Stop it!
Papa, you go home first
I'll explain it to you, ok?
You don't have to!
Hey kid
I'll be watching you!
You...
Old fart!
I will... her!
$0 poor!
You are in the prime of life, how come you're impotence
I am not impotence. I just don't have a baby
You could never imagine how difficult it is to be someone's husband
I wake up at 6 in the morning
Serve the whole family as well as prepare the breakfast
Then I clean the house, cook the meal and buy the food...
All are done by me
I am actually a full time servant and steward
When I get on the bed, I am extremely tired
Only my backbone is still tough
I have no kid until now
But I heard that you...
just touched Ching-ching and she's pregnant
ls there any secret behind?
You have a good vision
C)k! I am going to help you
These are all expensive stuff
You have to follow closely to the instruction
- This one, 4 times a day, 3 pills each - 3 pills
- This one, 3 times a day, 2 each - 2 each
This one, twice a day, 4 each
Hold on... I'll be choked to death before even doing it
- Oh, there are some more pills - Some more?
This one, take beforehand
This one, take afterwards
This one, take it if you plan to have sex
This one, you have to take it no matter what
And this one...
Take it two hours before sex. This one is very powerful
What would happen if we change our mind after two hours?
I have prepared for this. I have antidote
You got antidote?
Antidote
It's big. Half or one third?
You're kidding. All three of them
Three of them? This size?
Now, you know how effective this antidote is
It's fine for you to keep acting as a coward
However when you're on the bed, you cannot be controlled by women
You need to have power, have passion
You could be Master Wong Fei-hung
You can be Bruce Lee, too!
Roar
You guys, I've had enough
You guys force me to dress like this, make me...
She's back
How come the house is full of shoes? Why don't you put them back?
You haven't washed the dishes from yesterday?
Why don't you welcome me downstairs? Are you revolting?
The dishes are not from yesterday, they're today's
It's not dirty after use, I made them dirty
- How's it? - You're crazy
Hey, what happened?
You threw my twenty years comic collections all over the place?
Are you crazy?
I am not. This is the power of man
This is called power, don't you know?
Power?
You are wasting your energy
I am going to have a shower
You better fix them before I finish
Or you're dead!
Crazy, insane
Idiot
Batman! Batman...
Batman!
Captain America, Captain America...
Captain America!
Spiderman?
Heep Yunn school girl?
Beyonce, it's enough!
Hubby?
Hubby
So great
I'm tired, too
I need to rush for work
Hubby“.
Remember to tidy up the house
I need to fetch our daughter
Daughter?
The orphan we sponsored in the mountain region more than ten years ago
She is doing great. She got a scholarship
She graduated from the university and is now working
She is applying to Hong Kong to visit us and her boyfriend
I can't quite remember
Whatever you say
Not sure what she looks like after she is grown up
Ming!
Fukien Fish!
- How are you, everything ok? - Good, and you?
- Not too bad - I'm fine
You are coming... here as well...
What?
It is famous here
Look“.
But I'm not
I am here to visit my friend and have a chat
- About business... - Yes.
Uncle dad!
- And you are? - This is Siu Hung
It's you, really?
I can't recognize you. You've grown up
Yes. I miss you so much!
It's ok
No one would believe...
you are the girl in braids in the photo
I have some luggage on the car
Hold on, take it
Pay first. You don't have Hong Kong dollar, right?
This deal is settled quickly
What do you mean by deal? She is my foster daughter
Foster daughter?
Would she believe you have a goddaughter like her?
Nobody can't believe it
I am going up now
OK.
Ming
Hi
- Ming - Hello!
So many familiar faces?
It's really not nice here
Mr. Yao
I am Mei-mei's schoolmate, Barbara
Madam!
What are you doing here?
Waiting for my friend
That's good
Let me give you a tip
We are having a sting operation here today. We aim at arresting prostitutes.
We have cleared the second floor
They are coming down soon
It's not very nice if the reporters take any picture of you
That's true...
It's good then. Leave here as soon as possible
Thank you...
There are really so many people
Hey, hey...
What happened?
What evidence do you have...
To accuse me of immoral behavior?
You were in a rush, you've shed your trousers before you went into the room
Cause my Angry Bird is so hot
Tell me after you come to the police station
Uncle dad
Be quick...
Thank you
- Let's go - Uncle dad
Why didn't we stay in the hotel just now
Here is Kowloon Tong
It's a luxury residential area, much safer
- Let's get in first - Is it?
It's done
Did you bring your phone?
Phone number and address are all here
Get... get rid of my address. Never ever come to my house.
Just call me if required
When will you bring me to see godmother?
Auntie mom? Auntie mom went travelling.
I'll bring you to her when she comes back
If you hear any screaming... from the room next door...
or any moaning. Just ignore it
It's just the television sound, so simple
- Do you have any sewing kit? - What for?
You should sew up to the collar
Call me if required
Good bye
- Thank you - Uncle dad
What's up?
Remember to visit me over the next two days
Maybe after two months
Uncle dad
Bye
This one is nice
Accident happens, please donate your blood
Are you after this one?
This one of course. You think I would go for Lo Meng?
You better get on the bed. Go dreaming!
I won't allow you to insult my pure love to her
Whatever I decide to do, I could do it
I will get her tomorrow, wait and see
You may just get the girls. What is it to do with others
and made us involved
Of course we need to be a hero to get the girl
This is the Ming Chu Street of the TV station
There is no one here
That's right
This is the path she has to pass when she gets her car in the car park
Moreover, there is no one here
Just take it lightly, don't be too serious
Ok
Hey... one more request...
Just take it lightly, don't take advantage of her
Just go
Idiot, what a waste if I don't
Holy shit, you just read my mind.
Are you shooting a movie?
Are we too polite?
Let's be more direct then
Stop!
We are robbing you!
Take off your clothes!
Why does she have to take off her clothes?
I'll take off... I'll take off my clothes instead
Not you...
- No? - Come on
It's fine, I can protect you
- Come on! - Come on!
I am not afraid of you, come on!
Help me hold on to this
Little girl...
You are really... hitting...
It hurts, it hurts
Sorry
- Glad that I have plan B - Yes
- Bastard, you're wearing fishnet stockings? - Oh my god
- It matches with my underwear - She's coming
She is really strong. What should we do?
You're the special one wearing fishnet stockings. You go first.
- How was it? - Are you ok?
I've touched it...
You touched it?
Let me take over!
- Are you ok? - Are you ok?
Honestly, the clipping... was damn painful.
My hands... felt damn good.
My turn
As we are under the same master, shall we pose a little longer?
It is worth dying for!
I can't breath
It hurts...
My turn, my turn... come on
When will be my turn?
Uncle San
Brother-in-law
Future brother-in-law
You said you would be gentle, but actually you planned to take advantage.
They are actually your family
I don't know these bastards
If I were you, I would call the police now
- Give me - Let me help me
Let me go with you
Ah yes, how come your Kung Fu is so advanced?
My master is Chin Ka Lok
No wonder you are so good
Feel free to look around
Our stockings are economical and durable
Why do I need it durable?
I want something that could tear apart easily
So... maybe...
this one
This one is nice, give me two dozen
Thank you
Why?
You don't need to know
Sister
They have bra sizes from A to G here, suiting you perfectly.
You are now...
But as you're pregnant, your size will increase very quickly.
It's time to buy it
I thought I got it, but it's a false alarm
What?
There's nothing inside?
Negative?
It is a false alarm from the beginning
My period was late for two and a half months. I really thought I was pregnant.
That's why I told him
I never expected that as soon as the report came out, my period came too.
Have you told him?
How do I dare to tell him?
I'm afraid that he thinks I'm forcing him to marry me
That's true. I think...
You still need to get married
and you better get pregnant soon
It would be two months short
Men wouldn't calculate these things.
As for the expected date of labor, just make up a date.
How would he remember?
That's true
You are pregnant, don't run around
So gorgeous
- You two are looking for a wedding dress?NAME?
- Please come over here - Kid, how many times have I told you
These type of long ones...
could cover your big thighs, so you should buy more
I've told you, yet you don't even record it down
Hey! Darling... Darling!
You are here for the wedding photo?
See, I've told you wedding photos aren't only for wedding couples
Odd couples could do so, too
This one...
You don't have to wear anything underneath this one. Shoulder straps only.
20% off!
Me... Nothing underneath?
I am treating you as family. We are both men. What are you afraid of?
How about this. I'll give you the strap if you buy the trousers
Actually... she...
Don't worry about the misunderstanding as we are taking advantage
It was... this
But now... this
Can the wedding dress be cheaper?
You are so tall, you look so beautiful
when you wear this!
Really beautiful!
I wear wedding dress?
Honestly...
I want to wear it if I can get married
Look... how pretty...
Here's the deal, I could also give you the head piece, boutonniere...
and bridal bouquet
That's what you offer, deal!
Baby...
I just want to save your money
Be nice
Come and try the clothes
What kind of photographer friend is he?
He makes us put on this kind of makeup?
You said you wanted a wedding that's modern, fashionable, and extreme, right?
What kind of photographer friend is he?
He makes us put on this kind of clothes?
It's modern
fashionable
and extreme
What kind of photographer friend is he?
He makes us photo shoot in this kind of place?
Modern, fashionable and extreme
What is his name?
Wing Ha
The mood is not very nice today
Kid
Release more smoke for me later on
I want the effect to be more aerial
So the scene could be more distant
and make the feeling more realistic, okay?
You are so pretty today
Am I?
Shall we take a photo?
Make a pose
Time to work
You two make a pose
Yes, stiffer, stiffer
Perfect! Come on!
Give me more! Very good!
Yes! Baby! Come on!
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes! Very... marvelous.
Move your heads closer to each other... closer
Look at each other
Look at each other, you two look at each other
But don't look into each other's eyes
Yes!
Seems like something is missing
Hey groom, take away your lantern
- Ok - Come on...
Fighting
Bride, make a pose
Stiffer, a bit more
Lower, bend your waist
A bit more, yes
Smile, smile, smile, yes
Seng, give the bride the paper figure
Yes. Bride, take this figure
Yes,yes
Very nice. Yes! Good! That's what I want!
Closer, sweeter
Yes, you guys love each other so much
Yes! Very good! I love it!
I'm coming! Coming! Coming!
- Let's shoot it ourselves - Yes...
Hold on, I want the half-length photo
- Half-length here - Look at the camera
Fuck off! Are you playing me?
What do you mean?
You don't want to get married, right?
But you don't have to find a fake photographer to torture me
He is fake?
But not as fake as you, right?
You're not like other pregnant women
Your breasts don't expand and you don't feel nauseous
This is what I call fake
What's that, huh? Want to force me to marry you?
You think you could hide the truth from me forever?
Then don't get married
I never thought about getting married
Forget it! Forget it! Forget it!
Bitch!
Me bitch?
Shithead, your home is that direction!
Hi honey, home yet?
I'm home for a long time
It's your birthday today. I want to prepare something special for you
No way. I can manage it myself. You don't have to do anything
Come home quickly
Everyone says they want to have a baby in the year of dragon
All the beds in the hospitals are booked out
You can deliver next year if you can't make it this year
That's not good. This year is a dragon baby.
Next year would be a snake (herpes zoster).
Snaky (herpes zoster)?
It's itchy
Do you still remember the night of the class reunion?
Cinderella had made herself like Samantha Ko
Her eyes, ears, mouth, nose as well as her breasts and hips...
all undergone plastic surgery
She said she went to Shum Shui Po for acupuncture slimming
I reckon she must have eaten placenta to become like this
No, she went to Korea for a month
When she arrived back to Hong Kong
She was questioned by the immigration staff
- Why? - Cause she doesn't look the same
Yes
No wonder her eyes are so horrible that night
- look like this - Yes, yes...
It's shut
Do you know this is a new item
I heard that...
make a cut...
in here
And then fold the skin... inside
And her eyes, no matter how many sleepless night or how tired she is...
her eyes still look like this
That's not all of it, sources said
she told the plastic surgeon that she wanted to fight against gravity
The surgeon then lifted her upper lip...
and moved her cheeks up to her cheekbone
Last time, on the stairs of Inter Continental Hotel
- She twisted her leg and fell down - Ah yes, yes
She kept saying 'it hurts, it hurts' like this...
and her nose was twisted
Madam, please open the door for me
You are asking Madam to open the door for you?
- My hands are dirty - Ok, ok...
- Surprise - What's that?
Come on, baby!
- Let me pinch you! - What's up?
Who are you?
Wrong one, I'm sorry
Sorry.
Bye
Are you attacking the police?!
What happened?
Pervert! He...
touched my hips, and...
How come the security here is so terrible?
Was that your husband?
When I took a glance, he did look like your husband
When did you ever see her husband dress up like this?
No, I mean his body shape is very similar to her husband
No, my husband has keys. He would open the door himself
Of course we have the key when we go home
Come here to play?
I'm gonna leave you girls alone. I go back to my room first, bye
Hold on
Say 'surprise'
Say it
Sur... sur...
Say it out. Say 'Come on, baby'
Come on...
English, say it correctly
Come to daddy.
Come... Come...
What are you saying?
You don't have to say it any more. You've been busted.
Surprise...
Honey, I'll go and wash my hands.
Goodbye...
You two are great
It's limited version. Hard to get it
You two are love bugs. You gotta teach me when you have time
Let's share your private collection
My hips hurt
Sorry.
Why didn't you tell me?
There is an unusual sight again
Victoria Peak covered with snow in a night
There is one more vision about the end of the world in 2012
The sparrows fall to the river
- I'm not opening - The frogs are crossing the road
And now the Peak also covered with snow
- Let me open - Those can't be explained by scientific means
Godfather
Why are you here...
- I told you not to come visit me - Who is it?
It's the electricity technician.
Godfather...
Never do that...
At this time of the day?
Yes
Go out first, go out first...
Why are you here?
There are a lot of policemen in Kowloon Tong, talking about prostitution crackdown
The hotel forced me out when they knew...
I was staying there alone.
I don't know where to go. I am so scared
Alright...
My husband doesn't lie to me
There is a CCTV
I am giving you some money, just go...
to find a hotel and stay there
- Squat down - I really don't know...
Get in my car, get in my car
Because of you, I'm really in trouble this time
I don't want to bother you honestly
I have a boyfriend in Hong Kong. But I couldn't reach him
You are my only relative in Hong Kong
If you don't let me stay, I would be helpless.
Maybe I could talk to godmother
You could be a lawyer if she would listen to you
Let me bring you to the hotel first
Why don't you start the car?
I didn't bring the key
- Do you want the car key? - Thanks honey
Honey, it was because...
I can't help it any more. I have to tell you
I was arresting prostitutes at a hotel a couple of days ago
I saw your husband with a prostitute, and it was her
I'm done talking. Goodbye.
You are leaving when it's just started?
I think another war is coming up.
What's there to watch? Let's just read the newspaper tomorrow.
- Lawyer taking on adulteress? - Miss your ass, go
- I'm sorry... - Stop it
Wait for my legal letter!
- This is Siu Hung - It's done... let's go...
Just a minute
Honey
It's not her fault
She is really our foster daughter
But you just choose not to believe
I really don't know how it happened like this
Yao Ming!
You've never lied in your entire life, but you've lied enough today!
Go away!
Godmother (horse riding), godmother (horse riding)...
Horse riding? Go home and ride yourself!
It's 'godmother', not 'horse riding'
I'm dead
Welcome to Ocean Paradise! Cheers!
Drink some
It's beautiful here. Have you gotten the Chinese name yet?
No I haven't
What do you reckon?
How about 'Pacific Pier'
I need to go to washroom
Do you want me to go with you?
No, thanks. You go on
How about 'Hoi Tin Tong'
Ocean Paradise called Hoi Tin Tong
You big moustache, what are you doing?
It's Tortoise on the Beach
It's a combination of 'sex on the beach'
with tortoise that were raised in an environmental-friendly tortoise farm...
for extraction and purification
- We toss the tortoise! - Cheers!
No more bad breath
This one is Fructus Cannabis
Long Island
Mom said it stops constipation
It's herbal tea on the Rocks
Rejuvenates your skin
Improves your mood
Not realising a second growth
Cheers!
Hi.
It's you again?
Why are you here?
How come you never smile when I see you?
Why should I smile?
What's so funny?
Because I like to see you smile
I promise you
Whenever you feel unhappy in the future, I will always be there immediately to make you smile
Let's try, then
Hello! Everybody!
This way
Bastard!
I'll be back soon
Let's go
Why don't you take for her too?
Miss
I hope I'm not bothering you
Do you mind if you hold the lighter for me?
Please ignite it for me, too
It's magic
Bad idea
I know
Do you have any better romantic idea
for me to return this tissue to you?
Let me do it
Thank you
I remember that day, I was beaten by a gang of people and bled
Fortunately, you gave me this tissue
I will not let you down for what you have done for me
One... Two... Three... Four...
"Everyone's wish could be fulfilled"
"My happiness is higher than the sky"
Stop.
Please take it up.
Hey, what's up?
Lifting again?
What's up? Let's talk
One...
Two...
Three and Go!
Hey kid.
You will definitely lose if you fight me
But in order to make you truly understand, I'll find someone to explain it to you
You bastard, ragtag
Mr. Nip's women are his property
What you wear, where you live, what you eat...
your watch, your house, the supermarket as well as the banks
all belong to Mr. Nip
Even the ground you're standing on also belongs to Mr. Nip
You're dead if you want to fight with him
Mr.Nip will disconnect you from the society (Phasa Thai)
There is a warrior in Hong Kong recently
He uses his own power to fight against the real estate hegemony
He would rather let go of the convenience in normal life
than to be swindled by the unethical merchants
His story has become a hot topic on social networking sites
No cell phone, no internet, no television
The bond I feel between people is even stronger now
The market becomes my home
All the neighbours become my good friends
Whenever I pass by, they worry about my health
and force me to eat the tortoise jelly
I really feel like return to the generation of "Below the Lion Rock"
It is exceeding by four inches
Mister elite from Food and Environmental Hygiene Department, these vegetables are mine
It's yours?
May I ask which law restricts...
people to take a walk with two big boxes of vegetables?
This is not only for myself
It's for all the Hong Kong citizens
It's nice today that I have a chance to appeal through the television broadcast
Really, join my action
Please take action and fight against the real estate hegemony!
Do you agree?
Revolutionists are lonely
It's good here, Wen Chang Position
It's good for news business
Mak Ling-ling?
Yes
The new boss spent a lot just to invite her here
Put a fish tank here
I assure guarantee that you can be married within three months
What?
Her getting married?
I thought only male Feng Shui masters would cheat on old women
Actually female masters cheat on women too
I'll be blind if I even believe ten percent of what you're saying
Mister, although we meet by chance
I have a few words to say to you even if you would feel offended
Don't touch me
Your acupuncture points on your forehead show darkness
I think something bad is happening
ls your Chinese zodiac Ox or Tiger...
Or Rooster?
He is Rooster, he got the Senior Citizen Card already
That's serious
A mild case will result in your friends and relatives leaving you.
If it's serious, your family will fall apart and someone may die.
Touchwood!
Rebound and no return
What? I revealed the truth so you're cursing me?
Don't worry. My daughter is getting married and I am having a grandchild soon.
My luck is blooming
Quicker
Some more
Even quicker...
Enough! Hold it, hold it...
Keep it up, keep it up...
You come and do it. I can't... you take over
What do you mean by I take over? I can't touch the electrical appliances
This is a bicycle
Not motorcycle
So what do you call a bicycle that generates electricity?
Get ready
Brother, you're back?
Why don't you go wash up and sleep?
How come the light is blinking?
It's fine as usual
As usual?
It's very bright
Yes
Go and have a shower first
What's that? You call this normal?
Brother, do you want something to eat?
That's it
What happened? Forgot to pay the electricity bill?
You've been turning it on and off. The light could be easily spoiled.
Tell me. Have you forgotten to pay the electricity bill?
It's not my fault
It's him who offended Roberto.
Roberto is revenging
You bastard
You made people cut our electricity because you're after a woman
Not only the electricity
The 200MB broadband, the LAN line...
and the pay TV were all cut
Bastard, are you day dreaming?
Look at yourself. Look at how you look
Will the girl like someone as poor and useless as you?
Half of Hong Kong belongs to him
and the remaining half belongs to his father
Roberto is the boss of the TV station now
That means he is my boss
You are after his girl. I'm sure I'm gonna be fired
After all, you are worrying about your job
Who is gonna support the family if I don't work?
You are selfish!
That day you were framed
It was me who resigned and covered up for you
I need you to cover up for me?
Papa, please
It's just a job. You've been reporting the weather for several decades
Even if you're not sick of it, I am.
And even if I'm not sick of it, the audience would
I'm sick of it too
Your least boring broadcast
was the one you fell to the sea
It was me who shot it!
I fell to the sea because you were the cameraman
What did you tell me... no more day dreaming?
What's wrong with daydreaming? Aren't you daydreaming yourself?
You've been wanting to become the main broadcaster for several decades, haven't you?
Can't I?
Yes, but do people want to see an old guy broadcasting?
You are telling the truth now, are you crazy?
Say sorry to papa
I did nothing wrong. Why do I need to say sorry?
Yes, you're right
So did I do anything wrong?
You should never have been born!
So...
Then forget I'm your son
Where are you going?
- Brother - What happened?
Come on... more romantic
Don't be mad. Take a rest
You're back?
It's so dark in here. No electricity?
Why did brother leave?
Don't worry, he is useless
Papa, don't always lose your temper
I lost my temper?
Is my temper worse than you?
You know you are difficult, so you found someone useless to be your husband
Arguing from day to night
I've never seen any lawyer as dominant as you
Think about it. The whole family has been following your way of living
We go wherever you like to play
Go eat wherever you like to eat
We like to have Chinese food in Chinese New Year
But you just like the Western style. And we accommodate you
It's hard to book a Chinese restaurant during Chinese New Year
Hard to book? This just depends on how sincere you are!
If you're sincere enough,
you could book it one year ahead. I don't think it would be full.
You are so selfish and you don't care about your family
You should beware. Lawyers always do a lot of bad things
Your husband will leave you eventually if you continue to blame him like this
You are right, papa
My husband left
So I should congratulate you. Find another one before it's too late
Papa, please don't think you are always right
and that we have to listen to whatever you say
If I listened to you
immigrated with you, and sold this house
then we would all be homeless now
Yes, it's good if you have filial piety
I wouldn't have to worry about you all day
Forget it
What do you mean by forget it?
You, how many years I've been telling you
You are a gender-bender
and the partner you have is also a gender-bender
If you really arrange a wedding banquet some day
I'm not sure if I shall invite people to come
I feel disgraced?
I am a gender-bender?
Even if I am a gender-bender, it was you who gave birth to me, papa
It is me who is getting married, of course I have to choose who I like
Actually why can't we live a simple life
Simple life?
It wasn't simple to raise three of you
Now that I am getting old, you guys are telling me to be simple
You are all ungrateful
Ok, you dislike me, just go
Have you finished, papa?
Let's go. Let's go and look for brother
I understand how you feel
I could feel the same
Come on
Have you ever recalled the time when you lost your job more than ten years ago
You came here and lived. It's over ten years already
You don't find a job and you do nothing. You are a burden
Don't you feel ashamed?
That's enough!
I just wanted to let you release your anger
But you are getting too serious. I won't stand you
- Stand... stand what? - OK!
I also have dignity
You don't have to say anything. I am leaving
OK!
I've let it go already. I am going to bed
You better go to bed soon as well
Siu Sin
Ching
So nice of you to visit me
Where is your boss?
Over there
What's up? You are moving?
I've quitted. I've resigned
What?
Are you crazy? You've been doing this for several decades and you're quitting?
I am going to travel around the world with my wife
Haven't you heard of the recent vision?
I believe in the end of the world
If the prediction is real, the world will be over
So what are you after?
You better think of what in the world...
is most important to you
I always said you're crazy
What if it isn't? What if it's not the end of the world?
You don't have a job. What are you going to eat?
It's no use to earn that much money
but you don't have time to stay with your family
Even if it's not the end of the world, I have nothing to lose
as I just spend more time with my family
It's right for you. But not for me
My kids are all too naughty
They're all gone. I don't have anyone left.
What happened?
What happened, Ching?
You still have me
Think about it. God had already given a lot to you
Your kids are all grown up and you don't need to take care of them any more
The best part is that your wife has also passed away
This is nice
And the better thing is...
You have me as your close female friend
It's fine. It doesn't matter if I have you or not
You said your kids are all naughty
But aren't you the same?
Your father did not allow you to work in a TV station
But you've been working in a TV station for several decades
Otherwise you can't earn your living during the time
You are my idol
Getting ready to go live?
The great sensation is ready
What's so serious?
It's none of your business
You'll know when you watch the TV later
What happened to this news department?
Why can't we even ask a question
Something big is happening. The boss gave an order himself
He said there is a big news...
Something like a meteor is striking the earth. It's the end of the world
But this hasn't been proved yet
Therefore no one from our news department is willing to report
However, that silly girl is going to report it
Actually I also got the news
I was thinking if we shall report it
But boss had decided to have a go
He wants to report this special news
And decided to have the end of the world show to raise money
Fundraising?
Yes
He is insane
If it's the end of the world, why do we need to do fundraising?
No way. I have to ask
How come the door is locked?
Open the door! Anybody?
You two want to betray Mr. Nip
You're finished and you still want to cause further trouble
It's done
What happened?
Open the door!
Who are you calling?
Uncle Tsat, This is Kwok Ching
I want to ask you a question
I am now inside the VIP room
Does the ventilation pipe lead to outside?
What's the smell? Thinner?
My perfume
What brand is it? That smell
It's the Chinese Fairy Tale perfume. The smell will get better and better.
Can't imagine we've been fighting together for several decades
and we're... stuck here together today
Yes, it's the first time in several decades...
that we are on the same side
When serious things happen,
we actually think the same way
You have something pushing against me
You have something pushing against me too
I can just open the door for you guys to leave
You don't have to crawl the ventilation pipe
You are so masculine
It's fine as long as you're ok
Don't worry about me. Just do what you have to do.
Shum Kai-yee
Don't look at me like this
I feel so shy
You are great
Sham Kai-yee, you don't have to take it serious
You can just pretend
Take a rest. Maybe the teacher is not watching.
That's good
I feel so disgraced
I've known you since secondary school
It was the only time that I felt you were better than me
Actually you are really nice
You are also nice when you cry
So nice
I have more respect to you
Sham Kai-yee
Do you want to know the answer?
I can tell you now
Don't tell me yet
Let me continue to like you We have to be together every day
You stupid!
Sham Kai-yee
"You are mine"
Have you finished kissing?
I thought you are in a rush
Coming up is a special news
News just in from NASA
It has been proven that the series of vision happening before all relates to the end of the world
The reason is that a meteor with the same size as the earth
is approaching the earth directly
The gravity had affected the magnetic field and thus induced vision
According to its current speed and path
The meteor will strike Hong Kong at midnight on the twenty-first
There will be a chain reaction
that leads to the end of the world
- Shit, it's none of my business - Eat up
Excuse me, excuse me
The end of the world?
Is it that serious? Are you kidding?
Since the news of the end of the world was released half an hour ago
Citizens are panic buying all sorts of stuff
They are buying bottled water, salt...
and especially food that can be kept for a long time
There are also a lot of citizens who rush to buy Ginseng, dried seafood and dried abalone
Actually, whatever the citizens can think of
they buy
"international Chinese End of the World Show"
Thank you.
If you are nice and listen to me, I will bring you to the ark to take refuge
Great. Thanks, boss
As we are so happy, let's go out and have some fun together
Good, good...
I'm so happy
Let him go, let him go
Mr. Nip
I've told you
that I would not use any of your products
I have been able to do this
However, something has changed tonight
Is this bottle under your company?
I admit that I've lost
No matter how much integrity I have
how smart and how handsome I am
When it comes to the end of the world, it is useless as I don't have money
You are so great
Would you...
bring Vivian to the ark?
I admit that I've lost
Please bring her with you
Calm down
Are you insane because you poured water on yourself?
You are definitely a loser
I don't need you to tell me what to do
Whether I bring her to the hotel
to the yacht
or even to the ark
That's none of your business
You better think of your own problem first
You should decide whether you want to wait for the meteor at home or on the street
Think it clearly
I want you to treat Vivian better
Wish you both happiness
So I wish you get struck on the head
Let the meteor hit you
and strike on your head
So you could die quickly. Okay?
No one around
Whatever, let's just see what evidence we can find.
Go inside
Did you find anything there? Don't think there's anything here.
What are you doing here?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
And you!
Be quick! We're done if someone finds us
Come here. Look at this clip
Come on! Come on! Please come on!
Give me some passion of it.
Passion! You know what is passion? Passion!
Passion! Yes! That's it! That's right!
Bitch! Stop shaking your ass!
OK!
The one behind! Hurry up!
I knew he found someone to feign it.
Look, is it so?
Why do you roll the machine that soon?
We can't let people know
Just shoot it when it's ready! You...
Hurry UP
Record it down. It's the evidence to expose him.
Mr. Nip?
Are you there, Mr. Nip?
Is Mr. Nip here?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Bitch! Stop shaking your ass!
I'm sorry, Mr. Nip.
We are going, we are going...
I've got bruises on my thighs already, get off me quickly
Gone?
No one is in this live studio
I can broadcast that clip from here
You go inside and I'll guard here
Before the end of the world
I hope everyone can spare their personal belongings
Donate everything and help those in need
Miss Shum
Miss Shum, you are here that soon?
It's fine. I am here for Mr. Nip
I noticed a man in the CCTV
He snuck into this room.
We are going in to check
Miss Shum, please excuse us
You guys don't touch me!
You two perverts, haven't you peeped enough?
I'm sorry...
Help!
- It hurts... - My eyes
Rape!
Why is it so noisy?
Kwok Ching!
How come you are so stupid?
Ok, don't mess it up
You are a smart person
I don't think you're stupid enough to reveal this incident, right?
Boss, you've already earned from
the basic necessities from Hong Kong people. What are you still after?
Do Hong Kong people need sympathy?
They are stupid, selfish and naive
They just focus on investing properties, stocks and phones
They rushed to buy deworm pills... when there was the Millennium bug
They rushed to buy Radix lsatidis during SARS
They rushed to buy salt and dried seafood when there was radiation
Those stupid people
Who else shall I cheat instead of them?
God will be mad, don't you understand?
We can do the End of the World thing this year
If we work together
We can invest on the space ark together
So they will fight for it again
If I earn some, I can give you 1 billion or so
So you don't need to worry about the retirement life
Isn't it little better?
Mr. Nip, you said Hong Kong people are low-level creatures
But you still earn money from them
You use their money to buy planes, cruises...
Luxury properties as well as food and wine
You are even lower. You are lower leveled than them!
How come you so stupid!
Take him out!
Stubborn!
Yes!
What happened?
I think everyone would like to hear my explanation...
Beat him!
Camera Standby
Uncle dad, don't worry
Is it working?
She is willing to pick up your phone
and my boyfriend is here, too
We must be able to find a way to make her trust me
I can do something for the Kwok's family finally
And prove that I am not a burden
Hi everyone
This is Kwok Ching reporting the news for you today
Previously, the scenes about the end of the world vision reported by our station
has been confirmed as a made-up story
As to the world coming to an end
is not yet confirmed by any scientific organization
As of now, it is just a rumour
We would like to apologize sincerely
to all the Hong Kong audiences regarding the previous report
Will the world end?
I also don't know
However I would say...
Even if the rumour of the end of the world is not true
So what?
The most important thing is we have a chance to think
If you know that you only have few hours left in your life
What do you want to do most?
People nowadays may not stay with their family
even during Chinese New Year
If it is the end of the world
Don't wander around any more
The most important thing is you have a chance to go home and stay with your family
Go home now, stay with the people you care most
Stay with the one you love
If the end of the world is for real
We should learn to cherish
No pity, no regret
If it's not for real
We could at least earn the time...
with our family and our loved ones
As for myself...
I drove my family away
Now...
I would like to say something to them
Mei-mei
Yao-ming is a good husband
Cherish him
I am not a good father
I am not always right
Luckily, I have you to support the family
Thank you
Jing-jing
Marriage is for your own happiness, it's your choice
I wish you and Lok Yi-Ah happily ever after
I didn't like him before as he was poor. It's because I don't want you to live like your mother...
who endured the poor life with me
When I saw the smile on your face while you talked about him
I know your choice is right
Because your mom also smile like you before
Aaron, focus on the girl you're after
Money isn't everything. Your father supports you.
People need to have dream.
As long as you have this passion, your dream will come true
Brother, although you do nothing all day
You are not useless, you are very kind
You know that I am lonely since my children are all grown up
therefore you moved back to stay with me
I know it. But I didn't want to admit it
We are brothers, you must understand
Father
I know you don't want me to work in a TV station
But I hope you could see me today
After reporting the weather for several decades
I finally got the chance to sit in here today
and have a chance to tell audiences about my thinking
I did not fail this position
I can live my life like this
I think I am the happiest man in the world
Thank you. Thank you everyone
Godmother?
Godmother!
Godmother, I'm Siu Hung
I am Siu Hung!
Who were you calling?
It's none of your business
Kwok
Kwok, your speech was so nice
My grandson had never visited me
He came to visit me right after listening to what you said
Thank you
Kwok
You've said many things in the past, but nothing meaningful
The things you said today is really something
We are so touched
Thank you
Papa!
Brother
I am sorry to you
Papa
Actually we did something wrong, too
We don't show respect and often quarrel with you
Master, I've decided
to teach her properly from now on
If she doesn't listen to me...
I can do nothing
Papa, although you don't think I am a perfect daughter
But when the two of us are together,
we will definitely not let you down
OK.
Papa
Would you teach me how to use the nail clipper to carve?
So I could...
carve a phoenix for you in future
OK.
Papa
After I hear the touching speech today
I am sure I am your son
Brother
Thanks for taking care of me for fifteen years
From now on, I will let you continue to take care of me
Thank you
You are welcome
I thought you've left
The Space Ark has everything
But...
no one is able to make me smile
It works!
It really doesn't take money to get a girl
I really have to thank Uncle San
- Wake up - Thank you
Thanks papa
The doctor is here
Mei-mei, I found you finally.
What happened, Doctor Fong
I have to congratulate you. You're pregnant.
Really?!
Papa, look...
Yeah!
As it stands now, it is time for you to announce
When will you get married?
It's confirmed
Come on!
Hurry UP
Hurry up. Why so powerless?
You guys
Kee Wah bakery, it's good stuff
Of course, it's sponsored by brother-in-law
Brother
Everyone has found a partner except you
How about you?
I want you to introduce one for me
Silly boy!
I was looking for you everywhere
Something must've been wrong with my head after falling down from the ventilation pipe
Just a minute
We are brothers for a life time
It's finally time for you to do something for me
Let me introduce to you. This is my brother
This is Shum Kai-yee
The new news director of our TV station
Understood, brother
Congratulations, sister-in-law!
Yeah!
Mom...
- What a matching couple - Mom!
Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss her...
"Early morning, December 22, 2012"
"According to Mayan prophecy, doomsday will come"
"The world will not see sunrise again"
Everyone
We had just passed the best day of the year 2012
The highest temperature is not that high
The lowest temperature is not that low
General speaking, it is quite average
It's wonderful
A wonderful day.
So...
I'm a bit rusty since I haven't reported the weather for a long time
Let's talk about local news
The latest research
reported that the Hong Kong Treasury continue to be the highest among the world
Therefore the government decided to buy out the three harbour tunnels
The Eastern Harbour Tunnel and the Cross Harbour Tunnel are free of charge from now on
You could even have a five dollar rebate on petrol if you cross via Western Harbour Tunnel
From today, all the petrol stations
will be free of charge for three days
Therefore if you want to fill up your car
You better be quick
Another news
The Macau government...
has decided to continue giving out seven thousand dollars to Macau citizens
However the difference between this year and last year
is that they will provide it to the Hong Kong citizens
We also got a news just now
that Andy Lau is going to participate in the Chief Executive election this year
Therefore, Hong Kong is really a fairyland
We can overcome any difficulties
The happy index will exceed Bhutan soon
We also have another good news
The government had already prepared a lot of funding for the citizens to apply
The elderly not only have old age allowance
They can also have vegetable allowance
Seafood allowance
Wok allowance
Hygiene allowance
If it's too cold, they could even apply the cold allowance
For athletes, we have Forrest Gump
For people in wheelchairs, we have Hawking
As for art industry, we have K Fund for karaoke
Movie producer has movie funding
If you have pets, you have pet funding
Homosexual has foundation
Those who have kids can have kid funding
People who are sentenced to jail for the first time could have their first barrel fund
If the court is too small for ball games and wanted to maintain and expand
You have court fund
Those want to do the plastic surgery can have... Beauty Fund
Others who want to apply can have as much gold as they want
If someone is too slow to apply
we have the lehman fund
Superman and Batman could also apply
The super alloy fund
After the news report
We would like to invite you for a new comedy
starring Chow Yun fat, Tony Leung
Andy Lau, Jiang Wen...
Takuya Kimura, Nicole Kidman
and Brad Pitt take the leading role. It is called Big Time, Big Generation
This is the end of the news today. Thank you
Goodbye everyone